http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ A New Beginning For A New Season in Life en-us Omie2008@bellsouth.net 2008-07-24T19:17:22-05:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/07/enlightened-per.html This was written by Andy Rooney , a man who has the gift of saying so much with so few words. Enjoy....... I've learned.... That the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person. I've... 72995@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Good To Know 2008-07-24T19:17:22-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/07/tick-warning.html I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally.....but this one is real , and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. This... 72815@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Jokes 2008-07-18T16:23:24-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/07/chocalate-sings.html One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old "blue hair" about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, we ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups,... 72575@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ 2008-07-14T10:34:27-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/07/catholic-shampo.html While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to... 72535@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Jokes 2008-07-12T12:24:14-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/07/i-put-my-carryo.html I put my carry-on in the luggage compartment and sat down in my assigned seat. It was going to be a long flight. "I'm glad I have a good book to read. Perhaps I will get a short nap," I... 72360@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Good Story 2008-07-07T13:02:01-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/07/gods-problem-no.html The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said,... 72359@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Jokes 2008-07-07T12:57:12-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/06/bar-sues-church.html In a small Texas town, (Mt. Vernon) Drummond's bar began construction on a new building to increase their business. With petitions and prayers, the local Baptist church started a campaign to block the bar from opening. Work progressed right up... 71987@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ From the Back Pew 2008-06-26T13:16:23-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/06/amazing-dancing.html This is truly beautiful and amazing. Be sure to watch all of it.. If you like horses, you will love this clip, you'll even forget it's a horse! Even if you don't like horses, this is amazing stuff. This video... 71873@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Good Story 2008-06-23T11:16:21-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/06/gbaby-eats-w-fo.html Message to Dad from Max.... Dad, I can do it ALL by myself! *******************************************************************************************************************... 71673@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Good Story 2008-06-16T15:40:57-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/06/yellow-roses.html T-bone steaks, yellow roses, and friendship!!! I walked into the grocery store not particularly interested in buying groceries. I wasn't hungry. The pain of losing my husband of 57 years was still too raw. And this grocery store held so... 71486@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Good Story 2008-06-12T14:27:44-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/06/words-to-rememb.html During this political season let;s be reminded of these words: You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich. You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift. You cannot lift the... 71485@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Good To Know 2008-06-12T14:19:20-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/06/two-patients.html Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time... 71255@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Jokes 2008-06-06T12:46:48-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/06/change-is-coming.html The buzzword of this election is "CHANGE." Candidates toss it around without saying what they want to change. Just that we need CHANGE! This brings to mind the following illustration. Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine... 71223@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ 2008-06-05T17:01:25-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/06/motel-key-card.html This is interesting, ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card? Answer: A. Customer's name B. Customer's partial home address C. Hotel room number D. Check-in date and out dates E. Customer's credit card number and expiration date! When... 71124@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Good To Know 2008-06-02T20:08:47-05:00 http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/archives/2008/06/praying-women.html To the PRAYING women in my life... Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders and says... 'Oh no....she's awake!!' ******************************************************************... 71108@http://chattamom.chattablogs.com/ Good To Know 2008-06-02T10:36:10-05:00