« To Those Born Between 1920 - 1979 | Main | Don't Mess With Old Ladies »

January 17, 2008

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Blue Flies.jpg

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

'What are you doing?' she asked.

'Hunting Flies,' he responded.

'Oh? Killing any?' she asked.

'Yep, three males, two females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, 'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded, 'Easy, three were on a beer can; two were on the phone.
******************************************************************
<3 GrandMom Love ~ Thanks to big sister.

Jokes | By Omie | 11:27 AM

Comments

Post a Comment About " How to Tell the Sex of a Fly"










Remember personal info?






Email " How to Tell the Sex of a Fly" to a friend!

Email this entry to:


Your email address:


Message (optional):