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January 08, 2008
Homesick
A Yankee from upstate New York was hiking through the mountains of Kentucky when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen. Intrigued, he knocked on the door.
"Anybody home?" he asked.
"Yep" came a kids voice thru the door.
"Is your father there?" asked the hiker.
"Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in."
"Well, is your mother there?" asked the hiker.
"Ma?, Nope, she left afore I got here."
But," protested the Yankee, "do you ever get together as a family?"
"Sure, but not here" said the kid thru the door. This is the outhouse."
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
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<3 GrandMom Love ~ Thanks to neighbor, Ed.
Jokes | By Omie | 11:11 PM