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November 21, 2007
Rednecks, How Do You Know?
A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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Redneck Cooler
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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck hotel? When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, Go ahead.
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Redneck Cellar
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Redneck Garden
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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Redneck Limo
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder . .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
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Redneck Mailbox
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Who invented the toothbrush?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been called a teeth brush.)
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Redneck Moon Landing
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D. ?" . . and the driver replies "Bout wut ?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ? . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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Redneck Weenie Roast
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Redneck Wheelchair
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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down?
"Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them."
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A Redneck Thanksgiving
(if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
That's all folks !
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<3 GrandMom Love ~ Thanks to my sister.
Jokes | By Omie | 01:04 PM