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September 09, 2007
Dumb Blonde Joke
Some blonds are truly amazing
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy!
I didn't know why she was jumping for joy, but I thought what the heck, and starting jumping up and down along with her.
She said, 'I have some really great news!'
I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'
She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, to tell me that she was pregnant!
I knew that she had been trying for a while; so I told her, 'That's great!
I couldn't be happier for you!'
Then she said, 'There's more!' She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby.We are going to have TWINS!'
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.
She said, 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack, and both tests came out positive!'
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<3 GrandMom Love ~ Thanks to the "ex."
Jokes | By Omie | 08:45 PM