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May 15, 2007
Service Times
Last Sunday morning, our pastor noticed a young boy, about 7 or 8 years old, staring up at a large plaque that hung in the foyer of our parish's small church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The youngster had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy and said quietly, "Good morning."
"Good morning, sir," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque.
"What is this? He asked, gesturing to the plaque."
"Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."
Soberly, they stood together staring at the large plaque. Then, with a barely audible voice, trembling with fear, the boy asked, "Which service? The 8:30 or the 10:45?"
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One-question IQ test
Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day.
There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now, if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? Think about it first before scrolling down for the answer...
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He opens his mouth and says. "I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses" If
you got this wrong -- please turn off your computer and call it a day.
I've got mine shutting down right now..
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